Before I start this post, I just want to make it clear that this is not meant to be a personal attack on any one person, even though it’s going to read exactly like that. This is to do with taste, a subjective concept and what good music is to me.
I may as well come right out and say it. It’s about Angus Stone. Not Angus and Julia Stone, but the cock n’ balls half of that duo that has since gone solo. We all remember ‘Big Jet Plane’, the feel good, angsty hit that came in at number one on Triple J’s Hottest 100 in 2010. The song itself was harmless enough, catchy in it’s own way with breathy vocals that are the trademark of the brother and sister combo.
I know I’m digressing from the main theme of this blog post but I’m just trying to set the scene for it. ‘Big Jet Plane’ isn’t memorable. It’s not terrible, but it’s certainly not remarkable. I believe personally (and Angus and Julia Stone are not the only Triple J darling artists this has happened to) that it was essentially voted number one due in part to the amount of times Triple J played the song. This presents the ‘what came first, the chicken or the egg?’ syndrome – is the song great? Or have we just heard it 100 times so we hum it on train carriages and in the queue at Coles? Is it simply the result of noises being played over and over within ear shot so often that it infiltrates our minds and leaves our body in the form of whistling and Super Requests?
I’ll use an example as a counter-balance. There’s no doubt that there are differing views of what constitutes a ‘hit song’. Take last year’s winner for instance, Gotye’s ubiquitous ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’. You need to hear that song once to understand that it’s a special track. Once. If you listened to ‘Big Jet Plane’ out of context, without it’s high rotation repetition, I seriously doubt it would have any semblance of the impact it’s had on Triple J listeners as a result of it’s aural assault due to multiple plays. I’m not ignoring the fact that, yes, Gotye’s song has spread like wildfire and has subsequently been played thousands of times by radio stations over the world as well as featuring heavily on various television shows.
But – using the context that we discussed earlier for ‘Big Jet Plane’; listen to ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ within that context and you can hear something far more special going on in that song. (And if you need this explained to you then I guess you should probably stop reading now)
Now, the true purpose of this post. Lately I’ve been hearing some of Angus Stone’s solo stuff and I have to admit that it’s drab, boring and absolutely devoid of anything that would make me want to request the song, download it or buy it. I’m referring specifically to ‘Bird On The Buffalo’. If you haven’t heard the song, you’ll be able to listen to the song at the bottom of this post and make up your own mind. It’s played on my mind so much over the past few days that it’s made me simmer with rage. Who are the tastemakers these days? Who’s approving this boring, hook-less crap at the radio stations?
This kind of music is about as edgy as a school formal; it’s music that is watered down and diluted to be sparse and ‘thought provoking’ whilst standing for absolutely nothing. It’s palatable for a mass audience and takes absolutely no risks – it’s devoid of BALLS. And yes I’ll take your question – ‘what do you have against acoustic pop/rock!?’ – and I’ll counter with ‘absolutely nothing’. I’m a huge fan of pop music in general, in fact I’m a massive supporter of UK singer/songwriter Frank Turner. And why? Because he has something to say and his songs are fucking fantastic. And that’s not including the myriad of Australian acts I have a huge respect for (You Am I, Busby & Marou, Paul Dempsey etc.).
Let me again just reiterate that this is nothing against Angus Stone, I’m sure he’s a lovely guy who’s doing what he loves and I’m not hating on anyone for liking his music – I just had to vent my feelings on this subject in the hope that I can have someone explain to me what I’m missing out on. Or, alternatively, to have someone agree with me and perhaps give Frank Turner some new fans.
Either way, listen to both Angus and Frank and tell me who you’d rather at the top of your Triple J Hottest 100. No hard feelings either way (that’s for you as well Angus).





